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A person who spends the entire day in the pursuit of appearing to do work without actually achieving anything
Captain Productivity is still waiting for his document to print
(Sir Butterfluff by day) A super hero/villain on day 2 who only comes out in the snow. he wears a shower curtain cape, has a teaspoon as a weapon, has a crackly old man voice and sometimes combines the macarena with the chicken dance.
girl: "lol is that guy wearing a shower curtain??" Sir butterfluff: "ohh how very dare you! you silly old girl, for I am captain butterfluff!! oohhh"
When you slap your partner mid intercourse and proclaim "I am the captain now!" In the style of the popular Tom Hanks film Captain Phillips.
"Bang! I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips
"John pulled the old Captain Philips on me last night! He really is the captain" - Captain Phillips
"Wtf John?" I am the captain now!" - Captain Phillips
When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about
My boy J pulled the old captains poke with his wifey Kathy while heading to The island
The act of dislodging one's eyeball from its socket with only a finger.
Ex: My baby with his crazy ass hands tries to Captain Turner me all the time.
If you don't quit looking at me, I'm going to Captain Turner your ass.
This movie is so horrible, I'm about to Captain Turner myself.
That girl is so ugly, it makes me want to Captain Turner my ass.
In the third season of Deadwood, Danny (Al Swearingen's bodyguard) and Captain Turner (George Hearst's bodyguard) have a showdown in the thoroughfare which results in Captain Turner getting his eyeball removed by Danny's index finger. It's pretty fucking nasty.
1. An interesting song by the band The Locust. I'm going to leave it at that. Go read the lyrics, enlighten yourself.
2. Someone who can easily tell if someone is straight or gay/bisexual. Yes, I'm making this up.
3. An interesting name to call your friends for no good reason.
1. OMGZ! Have you heard that hxc song by The Locust? The Captain Gaydar one?
2. You are such a Captain Gaydar. I can't believe Portia de Rossi is a lesbian! How'd you know?!
3. Yo Captain Gaydar, pass the ketchup.
When 6-8 dudes all work each others dicks while in a circle, or all the dudes work one selected mans dick, while still forming a circle (eye patches, captains hats also can be added for style points)
the pledges had to endure The Captains Wheel this year. What a mess