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The brain chain is a linear sequence of human intelligence levels. At the top of the classic brain chain we have our Einsteins. At the middle there are moderately intelligent people. At the bottom, there are ordinary people. The top of the brain chain consumes the middle, the middle consumes the morons, similar to the process of the food chain.
"Toby thinks Japan is in Europe. He truly is on the bottom of the brain chain."
Pretty much the same concept as chain smoking. Chain Masturbation is where you use the cum from your previous ejaculation as lube for your subsequent jack off.
Dude, last night he chain masturbated until his dick was sore and he started shooting blanks.
chain masturbation hurts.
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Similar to chain smoking. It is when you are addicted to a television series and watch multiple consecutive episodes, starting the next episode as soon as the previous one finishes.
"I'm so tired, I stayed up til 4 am watching the fifth season of 24."
"Dude you need to lay off the chain watching."
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Whether bound by chain of iron or gold, one remains nonetheless bound.
I was flossin' my bling yo when some happy motherfucker looks me dead in the eye and says, "I wonder if you understand what these ostentatious restraints around your neck say about you?" It was then that I realized I have allowed this shiny rock, and the ideas associated with and superimposed onto it by others, to define my perspective of true value. I need to step out of Babylon because I've been played my whole life like a yo-yo!
That is when I came to understand the concept of two chains began to prioritize love, wisdom and positivity.
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Where one guy sticks his pecker in another guys ass and then another guy sticks his pecker in the second guys ass and then another guys sticks HIS pecker in that guys ass and so on where it forms a chain of guys fucking each others asses.
John is in the middle of a sodomy chain.
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noun: A large, flashy peice of neck jewelry (ie: chain, medallion etc)worn by a male-usually a badass-during sexual intercourse, for the sole purpose of watching the "fuck-chain" swing during sex. "fuck-chains" are most often worn during doggy stlye sex so the fuck-chainer can watch it tap against the ass of the fuck-chainee.
Antonym: bitchlace
"that's a nice fuck-chain man, whered u get it?"
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"you ready to get boned? hold on lemme put my fuck-chain on real quick."
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People who are connected to each other via the transmission of an STD.
BOB: Jane is such a fox!
JOE: Yeah, the sad part is, we are part of the same STD chain, but, I have never actually fucked her.
BOB: What?
JOE: Jane gave herpes to Kate, that ugly bi chick I fucked last summer when I was waisted, and Kate gave me herpes. So Jane and I are in the same STD chain.
BOB: Oh, I get it! Cool.
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