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When you smuggle drugs into foreign lands via the urethra.
Hey want some coke? My dealer's a pro at coyote cocking coke across the Canadian canals.
Bro, did you hear Louis was Coyote Cocking some febreze over to NJ, but got stopped at the border. Serious jail time.
A Person who ignores one-way street streets and drives the wrong direction on a one-way street.
Sally: Jim, you are out of control...this is a one-way street and your going the wrong way!
Jim: Don't worry, I'm a "wild coyote"
the outline left on your bed after having sex
girl rode me so good, it got me wylie coyote
the imprint left your bed after having sex
girl rode me so good, it left me wylie coyote
A ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they're to late to realize it.
Jim: Hey joe, where your arm?
Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.
Jim: So what did you do?
Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.
Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.
The feeling of not-quite-depression you get when your life is predictably great. More specifically, the fear that your great control of life is ultimately keeping you from truly living, and the slight urge that follows (not unlike The Call of the Void) to ditch your steady, well paying job, sell everything you own, break off all relationships and connections, and hitchhike in the first car that will take you somewhere else.
Ted really loved his brand new sports car and well paying nine-to-five job, but every morning as he turned the keys to go to work he would feel coyote blue.
At the Mexican border, the leader of a large group of illegal immigants trying to cross into the US.
"The group consisted of Pakistanis, Haitians, Chinese and others but the head coyote was from Africa and he bravely led the scrappy fierce group swimming across the Rio Grande in the dark of night."