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When you freeze spunk and eat it like an ice lolly
She ate my cream ice last night
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The act of indirectly depositing your own semen into your roommate's mouth by having a third party, of whose mouth you have ejaculated in, make out with the unsuspecting roommate.
After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.
Love cream is the type of special cream produced while making love it is how we were all made we started off as love cream.
Jane: give me some of that love cream
John: no we will be eating our future children
When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.
Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.
The nectar of the gods. (credit: jacksepticeye)
"Cream Soda! The nectar of the gods! *chugs*
Bro I wanted to try some freaky shit and Jessica finally let me give her a creamed onion
That infamous post jerk-off semen on your hand that you don't quite know what to do with.
Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
Brandon- Give me a break Johnny, I've got a fist full of hand cream in here and nowhere to wipe it! Jeez!