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A fat badass cat that will shit in your bushes
There's Dexter Cat, crappin' in those bushes again
He is a good person he is a cheezit He is a duck and he concernd about if someone gets hit in the nuts.
Dexter Ortiz is a good person
I once drove through dexter, Michigan Neils hometown and an overwhelming smell of poop completely engulfed my car.... it was so strong i called Neil, my friend, to complain and he admitted that yeah its like that sometimes... what a hillbilly,
Dexter is a really hot cute boy and no one can lie and you can’t argue otherwise
Joe: Is that Dexter?
Deez: Yeah…
Joe: Holy shit he’s hot
Dexter is a kind and funny guy, as well as very empathetic. He is also the smarty pants in the class, but he doesn't flex any of his skills unless asked to. He's very social and extroverted although on some occasions he just doesn't want to talk that day. He sometimes thinks a little too much about certain things, wether if it's being left on seen or a simple gesture someone made as he passed by them. Despite this, Dexter is the person other people want to be around, and he makes other people feel comfortable to talk when near him, no matter how shy they are. And although he is called many nicknames that could range from Dex to the musician Dexter Gordon, the only thing he doesn't want to be associated with is the show named "Dexter" which is about a serial killer.
Person A: Hey it's Dexter! Wassup!
Person B: Isn't "Dexter" the name of that show about a serial killer dude?
Dexter: Here we go again...
Dexter is one of the best people you will ever meet, he’s nice funny, and perfect for anyone. Dexter is very sporty and that’s what makes him hot, sometimes when you meet a Dexter you will fall in love with how perfect he is, the way that he will smile at you is heart-melting, the way he will hug you tight will leave a mark in your heart. Go get yourself a Dexter.
Dexters are good boyfriends. If you are lucky enough to be with Dexter, cherish him and love him, regardless of how much you know it would hurt in the end
look! it’s a Dexter, I think he smiled at me! I think i’m going to melt”
A bitch ass nerd who mainly plays League of legends, sits inside all day in their sweaty room, only eats fast foods like mcdonalds and burger king.
"Fuck man, this dude really the biggest dexter bruh"
- another example:
"Bro you're starting to become a dexter, go fix yourself up bruh"