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The formal version of shape-ups (the shoe with a convex sole that tones your legs while you're just going about your everyday life). Dress-ups come in brown, black, and cordovan and should be polished before attending the most important meetings and functions. Dress-ups can be worn with a suit and tie or just a pair of nice slacks. They allow the wearer to tone his or her legs even in the most formal settings.
John wanted to tone his legs at an important business meeting, so he decided wear his dress-ups.
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A specific article of clothing created for men who desire to express their feminine side while still holding a flannel manly style for bedtime.
Aww honey, you look so cute in your man dress!
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Agent spread around the asshole during intercourse used to make salad tossing (anal licking) more palatable. Typically this would be something edible and delicious i.e. pudding, flavored lubricant, etc.
Only if you shower and put a little salad dressing around your garbage hole. Last time I was down there I nearly gagged from smell of last night's tacos.
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1. a salad/sandwich dressing made from ketchup, mayonnaise, and a few other ingredients, very often pickle relish.
2. a salad/sandwich dressing made from period blood and cum.
You can make a Russian dressing by doing the following: have sex with a girl on her period, cum inside her, tell her not to move while you run into the kitchen and chop up some veggies for a nice little tossed salad (no pun intended), have your girl stand up over the salad bowl, and Voila! - Russian dressing!
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Damn dude, don't wedding dress me, its against the code
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A pair of trousers that looks, from a distance, like a dress. Usually worn by women aren't proud to be female, yet are deluded into thinking they are doing their part to look girly. Very unoriginal.
Uther:"What a beautiful dress you have on!"
Igraine:"Those are pants."
Uther:"Ho-hum, another unoriginal tomboy wearing the typical fake dress."
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When the new young preps have two pairs of Rainbows flip flops and one of which they concider new and clean enough for fomal occasions.
Dude, I can't wear these to dinner. I'll stop by my place and put on my dress flops.
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