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Taking a dump while having a virus/bug. When you complete your dump you will feel refreshed and know the worst of it has gone by. This dump tells you that you have flushed away the last bits of your virus and you may now get back to living your life. This dump will often be runny, a queer colour and/or smelll terrible. When completion of dump takes place, one must stand, lift arms above ones head and do a victory march around the house. Flushing of the dump is not necessary straight away incase you want to show friends/family what you have accomplished.
Friend: Aw WTF?
You: Yeah, I know, pretty impressive huh?
Friend: You have something wrong with you
You: It was one of my better victory dumps I'll admit
When you ring in the New Year on the toilet with one final dump, cleansing yourself from the old and welcoming the new. Starts on December 31st shortly before midnight.
The ball drops in 10 minutes..I've still got time to squeeze out a calendar dump.
The act of defecating off a cliff or any tall object. Safety note: Always base dump with a partner and never base dump into the wind with flu like symptoms.
Steve asked Fred to hold his wrists while he attempted his first base dump off the roof of his dorm.
Tim was disappointed and a little dirty when his base dump got stuck on his windowsill.
An account on social media (mainly on Instagram) for someone to post bulks of photos without ruining their main account's feed.
Stella posts some pretty nice photos on her dump account. I wonder why she didn't post them on her main one.
When one furnishes the toilet seat with loo roll prior to being seated. A matter of hygiene.
I was forced to take a Hollywood dump due to the state of the toilets!
Similar to the turkey dump, occurring during the Covid-19 (aka SARS-COV-2 and Coronavirus) global pandemic where couples who are:
1. quarantined separately break up due to not seeing each other, or
2. quarantined together get so fed up with each other, they break up.
Due to social distancing this:
1. takes place over text and is especially brutal because there are no bars or pubs open to rebound at, or
2. is painful because the couples who break up while quarantined together can’t avoid each other.
Friend: Hey did you hear about Mike?
Friend 2: Ah yeah he got corona dumped
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just the greatest, most fantastic, classiest bowel movement ever
The President-elect is taking a trump dump.
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