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An oversized piece of white shit that fucks club sandwichs right in the ass.
Dylan fucked a club sandwich.
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An ordinary guy when you first meet him, but females will love him for his good looks, personality, and his huge penis.
-bro, lets be like Dylan, that dude's a chick magnet.
-I don't know how he pulls it off.
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to have intercourse in a girls (or a guy's) ear.
Dylan: if bonin' a girl in the nose would be called nasal, what would boning a girl in the ear be called?
Alex: The DYLANATOR
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Anyone with the name Dylan is probably loved by many. He probably likes a lot of girls and ignores the one who really loves him. Many Dylans have curly hair.
Alexandra: Omg. Dylan is so annoying.
Carly: No he's not. I like him even though he's a jerk to me.
Dylan: Screw Carly, I want Alexandra!
Alexandra: Cut your hair!
Carly: But I loved it :( and him
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Dylan Pate
The most amazing guy you will ever meet, he will make you smile like you have never smiled before, he is the sweetest guy you will ever encounter. He is an endangered species of true gentlemen. No amount of words would ever be enough to describe such an amazing person and he is my eighth wonder of the world.<3
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The best company you could ever ask for. Dylan is a hilarious, witty, always trustworthy friend who is always there for you and will light up your life no matter what situation they are in. Outstanding in relationships as long as you don't get on their nerves as they are very tempermental but will try to look past it and love you unconditionally. Are also creative geniuses who have a completely different outlook on life, you will never be bored with them.
random person 1: hey who is that?
random person 2: oh that's Dylan, we are best friends!
random person 1: wow! lucky
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