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What you walk around in after multiple, in succession holiday parties and events having been inundated with Christmas carols, spiked eggnog and Salvation Army bell ringers.
Me: Hey! Have you seen Chris this week?
You: No, he can't make his way out of the holiday fog!
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An anomaly that occurs during the first warm days of summer. It is a dense cloud of smoke that pours out of the Ghetto when all of the barbecue grills and meat smokers are fired up.
"Damn Roshanda! It's smoky as hell out! Must be dat Ghetto fog again!"
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The act of putting your penis between your legs and dancing around.
Anthony likes Silence of the Lambs so much, he often fog dogs to Cyndi Lauper songs.
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Ducking the Fog is a spoonerism, or swapping the first two letters in two words. It is a more polite version of the phrase 'Fucking the Dog'. The meaning of both is 'doing nothing.'
Example: In response to the question "What are you doing tonight?" you might answer, "The usual, fucking the dog." Or "Ducking the fog, man."
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a horribly disgusting smelling fart that has been bottled up and saved for one predetermined victim
Charles released a fog bomb on Marie's face as she awoke from her afternoon nap
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When receiving a blowjob, laying down, and about to reach climax, the male farts in the females face, to warn her of the incoming load.
Male: Mmm... Baby, I think I'm gonna... *FART!!!!*
Female: *after removing the penis from her mouth* EWW!!! You just gave me the fog horn!!!
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Q. What happens to a dog in the fog?
A. It disappears!!
this is to discribe leaving qiickly after an evening out. When you know you have had a little too much to drink and need to go home but your friends are trying to keep you out!
Everyones happy drinking away, they turn round and you have left half your pint on the bar and the door is flapping in the wind.
this is commonly known as " doing a dog"
I need to go home, im doing a dog!
Wheres leon gone?... Hes done a dog in the fog!
Leons done a dog!
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