fuzzy croissant

A reference to the feeling you have down under when you have vigorous intercourse with an unshaven, hairy male. After this occurance the sensation is very uncomfortable for you feel crusty or flakey like a croissant, as well as fuzzy like a peach.

“Are you okay girl? You ain’t lookin so good...” “I fucked this guy last night, and now I think I got a fuzzy croissant.” “Shit sorry girl I hate gettin a fuzzy croissant.”

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fuzzy walrus

A sexual act involving a person preforming oral sex on a male. After the male achieves climax from the oral stimulation, he then punches the giver in the stomach in order to force seman up through and out of the nose creating the distinct tusks of the fuzzy walrus.

Dude I totally gave Erin a fuzzy walrus last night, it just shot out of her nose

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warm fuzzies

Warming messages of friendliness or love to someone expressing a kind message to show gratitude toward one person or a whole group of people.

Warm fuzzy is singular for warm fuzzies

The opposite of warm fuzzy is a cold prickly.

"Congratulations to Ashley on her promotion! Everyone please, some applause and warm fuzzies for her!

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Fuzzy

Refering to a kid with an afro/affro ( fuzzy in nature )
somtimes refered to as fluffy
Typical phrases include "i hope you get hit by a...." >=(

Damn ur fuzzy little afro....

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Get Fuzzy

The best comic strip in the world, even better than Calvin and Hobbes.

Get Fuzzy rocks the house.

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fuzzy wuzzy

A racist slur for blacks in England. Originated from a Kipling poem entitled "Fuzzy Wuzzy."

So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Soudan;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
An' 'ere's to you, Fuzzy Wuzzy, with your 'ayrick 'ead of 'air -
You big black boundin' beggar - for you broke a British square!

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Get Fuzzy

The funny version of Garfield.

Now you gotta love any strip with a cat named Bucky who puts dents in everything... unless of course you're a Red Sox fan.

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