Garlic Jim

A sexual act where the male covers his genitals in garlic butter before beginning coitus

He gave her a Garlic Jim after they got done with their pizza.

Garlic Jim

A sex move involving garlic, a ladder, and a pvc pipe.

Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.

Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.

Guy 1: Ever hear the legend of Garlic Jim?
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.

Garlic bread is illegal

a sentence used by garlic bread antis to basically say that garlic bread is against the law

bro i think that guy thinks Garlic bread is illegal

garlic cock

when you go to make frozen garlic bread sticks but it's covered in garlic butter and there's some left over and you simply cannot resist garlic butter penis

"ayyo wanna succ my garlic cock"

"yes what 😳"

Garlic Nan

When the water really hits

Wyatt, have you ever had Garlic Nan?

Inventor of garlic bread

Its a random bitch in canada (me)

yo that random bitch in canada is the inventor of garlic bread.

Garlic knots

An person of Italian descent that has dreadlocks.

Person 1: What the hell happened to Mario’s hair?

Person 2: His Italian ass is sportin garlic knots cause he’s a fakin Jamaican!