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when a short and hairy penis ejaculates inside a hobbit pocket.
hey dude what's up? Nothing just gave Brandi the hobbit rocket. You're fucking gross dude
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The Waterloo Hobbit is the shortest man in real-estate, you can spot the Hobbit by his bad polyester suits, half mustache and obsession with donairs. The Hobbit claims to be polish but is actually a chug who was born in a shopping cart. The Hobbit has adopted the name Mike Black and enjoys playing Bum darts with amish people in Waterloo. Hobbies include tranny porn, rain dances and country music.
Look at the Waterloo hobbit Mike, doesn't he have any idea his fly is down? Did you know that little hobbit was caught looking up dresses on the Carabana festival 2003!
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1. Any discussion which speculates that homosexual relations were engaged in by any of the male Hobbit characters in any Lord of the Rings films or novels.
2. Any uncomfortable or unseemly discussion among peers.
3. Litteral. The interjection used to interrupt discussions of the above.
1. "That's right at the end of Return of the King Frodo's sittin in the bed and Merry and Pippin jump right in and get it on! Then Sam and Gimli show up and just sit there and watch the whole thing."
"Hey shut up man! That's fuckin hobbit talk."
2. "Yeah sometimes late at night I can hear my parents doin it."
"OH YUCK! Quit that hobbit talk!"
3. "Hey did you haear about Sarah goin down on your bud..."
"HOBBIT TALK!"
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A Mormon bitch who thinks she's better than anyone and everyone else she meets. This person has a tendency to accuse women (especially Floridians or women who live in Florida) of being evil.
She also treats her own boyfriend like shit, whilst trying to steal the boyfriend of an associate.
Audience 1: Deuce, you know all that conflict is coming from that Hobbit Hunter.
Audience 2: It's a mod, what can you do?
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Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.
"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"
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A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.
"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."
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*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"
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Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2
Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.
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