when two homies are so good homies they kiss each other goodnight but its not gay.
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Guy 1: can you kiss me goodnight homie?
Guy 2: yeah man, we homiesexuals after all
When you would partake in favors for one of the homeboys which can become sexual but would not be considered homosexual but homiesexual.
Craig:Aye wassup bro you know that favor I asked for like 30 mins. ago
Jon:Aye bro c'mon man just chill man
Brody:man he said to do it you gotta do it yall homeboys
Craig:CMON NIGGA YOU SAID YOU WAS FINNA GONNA DO IT
Jon:I DONT WANNA BE IN AN ORGY
Brody:FUCKING DO IT
Jon:Dammit it's in the bro code I can't not do it
We all homiesexual round these parts
FIN
a man in love with a man because they’re his friend
gabe: omg joe is so fine
rando: fag
gabe: it’s not gay its homiesexual
homiesexual (or homiesex for short) means that you have sex and/or have sexual attractions to the homies. you may constantly or occasionally fuck the boys, but it’s completely platonic.
girlfriend: i wonder what my boyfriend does with the boys?
girlfriend's friend: probably some homiesexual shit
Homiesexuality, is a sexuality where two or more homies love each other, and may engage in sexual/affectionate activities with one another. When one is homiesexual, and engages in sexual/affectionate activities with another homie it will not be considered a act of homosexuality.
Homie1 "Hey bro wanna kiss and cuddle?"
Homie2 "I mean i would, but ain't that homo?"
Homie1 "Na bro im homiesexual."
Homie2 "oh, then in that case hell ya."
You are having banter with the boys but acting gay then you are actually straigh
Mom I'm homiesexual
If u are homiesexual u are a person who fucks there homies instead of other people
If u are not homiesexual u are the big gay
We are all homiesexual