The smell of ass even when not presently sniffing one; The lingering effects from placing your nostril on someone's sweaty ass hole and deeply inhaling.
Michael was diagnosed with ass sniff-itis after spending the day with his boyfriend.
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a crazy bitch-itis is a girl with an obsession a bit like the one stated by popular youtuber sxephil in one of his video.
this crazy bitch-itis think she got enpregnated by justin bieber
A contagious disease that makes you want to lay in bed and stay on your phone watching videos. Another symptom is listening to political podcasts and listening to 60's music on the regular. This disease reduces your energy to do anything active or go outside. Some other symptoms could include a fever and sleeping for most of the day. The only time you get up is when it is time to eat and you head back to bed. Originated from Ivan Najera.
Bro you hear about Ivan? He been sleeping all day and has been on his phone in bed all day. He doesn't want to hang out or do anything. Guess he has the Old-Man-Itis
Typical of college students in long-distance relationships, it is the tendency to want to stay in on weekends with one's significant other rather than going out and enjoying time with friends.
Guy 1: Hey, you want to come out with us tonight? We're going to do crazy college things!
Guy 2: No, I have a lot of work to do...
Guy 1: Bull, that's just an excuse to chat with Suzy. Since when did you come down with stick-in-the-mud-itis?
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The famous phrase from Azerbaijanโs president Ilham Aliyevโs speech to the public on October 4, 2020 regarding the Karabakh war where he said โIf the enemy doesnโt leave our territories peacefully we will kick them out like dogs (iti qovan kimi) as we are doing nowโ People found it hilarious and it became a very popular phrase in Azerbaijan and Turkey and a lot of people have been using it as campaign slogans and even naming a new military production drone that.
- Did you hear Azerbaijan has already liberated 4 of the 12 regions from Armenian occupation?
- Yeah iti qovan kimi qovur azeri guys
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I have ifeellikeaseniorbecausemyboyfriendwhoismybestfriendisonesoishouldbetoo-itis now.
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To be straight. It is a mental illness that makes u gay
U have Straight person -itis
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