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He is the sweetest, funniest and most charming guy and will quickly become your best friend. Once you start falling for him, he will pull away and crush your hopes and dreams, all due to his commitment issues.
Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!
I fell in love with Jeffrey Michael only to have my heart broken.
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Taking a dildoe and covering it in a sticky substance not used for lubricant and used for uncomfortable anal pleasure
She asked if she wanted to watch her do a dirty Jeffrey i feel bad for her ass now
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An absolute rad unit.
He can break a table with his mind alone.
He has a small classroom and is totes yeet with the kids.
He likes history because he shapes it.
Oh man did you do Jeffrey Trotts homework
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When you prevent someone from doing something seconds before they're about to do it.
One of the kids at the daycare was about to eat paste, but I grabbed it away right before he could taste it. I said "Not today Jeffrey!"
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People that went to school with Jeffrey, say he was the class clown. Faking epilectic seizures and rolling on the ground, rolling on the ground. Acting like a clown. Let's all do the Dahmer, Come on everybody let's do the Dahmer. He was the class clown. Come on everybody let's do the Dahmer. Rolling on the ground, rolling on the ground. Acting like a clown. Let's all do the Dahmer!!!
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"you just won 100 dollars Jeffrey money." guy on figure it out
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Cockney Rhyming Slang for 'look'. Sometimes shortened to just 'jeffrey'.
Person 1: Whats in there?
Person 2: I don't know, I'll have a jeffrey juke!
Person 1: Do you have that important document?
Person 2: I don't know, Ill have a jeffrey for it.
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