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dewey the library cat

The most famous cat (I think) known. Said to be very handsome and good at his job. Unfortunately died years ago. If you want to know more, search up dewey the library cat book and read it. you will cry at the end.

Me: hey friend do you know any good cat books?
friend: oh heck yes Dewey The Library cat. a true story that made me cry
Me: haha I won't cry
Me next day: *sobbing

by Kaifwa December 21, 2020


Louisiana library card

When your parents are in the next room so you and your sister go to pound town quietly

Brother: looks like we might have to pull the ole' Louisiana library card today, mom and dad are home *insert a subtle "Yee yee"*

Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..

by Connorbrown3993 January 13, 2019

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The Library Is Officially Open

RuPaul once used this sentence to describe the beginning of something exciting, specifically in her collaboration with Miley Cyrus named "Cattitude" It can be used as a response to the deliverance of exciting information is shared. Usually, a term used by gay men considering it comes of RuPaul's origin.

Hey did you hear that season 14 of RuPaul's drag race came out yesterday? Gurl, the library is officially open!

by George R.R. January 14, 2022

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Library Crew

A crew that spends time at the library for pleasure reading. This name originated from an idiotic rival crew that was trying to dis a educated group on young ones.

We are part of the Library Crew.

by books4lyfe October 17, 2006

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Sorting books in a burning library

1- Trying to accomplish something that is a monumental waste of time.
2- Wasting your energy or time on a lost cause.

There is no way your wife is letting you go to Vegas with the guys. Trying to convince her is like sorting books in a burning library.

by Bernie Lomax February 26, 2009

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Sutairu Car & Parts Library (SCPL)

Sutairu Car & Parts Library or SCPL in short, is a Discord Server catering to the Roblox Car Community (RCC), hosting a community to share safe to use Cars and Parts models made for the RCC.

"Sutairu Car & Parts Library (SCPL) is a good server to find safe cars and parts to use in the RCC, you should join-"

by RPS13Femboii December 1, 2022

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George W. Bush Presidential Library

Also known as The Tard Ferguson Center for Fail Studies, book learnin is strictly forbidden in this library. The only books in the collection are the Bible, Hardy Boys, and revisionist memoirs. All writing in the library must be done with a Magna-Doodle; pens and magic boxes (computers) are prohibited.

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is dedicated to the pursuit of freedumb through squandering billions of stolen tax dollars on failed speculative invasions of countries without militaries and the idea that bombing heaps of people to death out of fear and ignorance makes you a humanitarian.

by frick1 April 3, 2010

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