Vag locker

someone who secretly licks vagina, but won't admit it.

Yeah dude, Chelsea is totally a vag locker.

locker ready

Used to describe a new young male actor or musician whose natural good looks are cute enough that his picture will soon be found on the inside locker of teenage school girls everywhere.

"That dreamy Jim Sturgess guy from 'Across the Universe' is so locker ready."

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locker bully

Someone who bothers a person at school, when they're using their locker. More a less, they're bullying the locker rather than the person. The locker bully isn't being serious, it's funny because in who really bullies people these days?

A locker bully may:

- Hide until a person opens their locker door, slam the door, and lock it.

- Mess with the stuff in the locker (eg. mirror, memo pad)

- If you know the person pre-sets the locker, turning it so you open it.

- Wearing any article of clothing in the locker.

- Running immediatly after doing whatever and saying the phrase "LOCKER BULLIES RULE"

I'm a true locker bully, I went to her locker, slammed it when she opened it, and got her to suck my dick with consent, even though she really didn't want to.

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Tard Locker

This is a synonym for the handicap stall in a bathroom. Can be for a male or female bathroom.

I love spreading out in the tard locker. It's spacious and if I get in trouble it has the handlebars there to keep me upright.

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Fart Locker

Same as - Dutch Oven. The act of trapping your mate under sheets, blankets or comfortor after farting in them.

I trapped my wife in the fart locker while she gave me a blow job.

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locker urination

A rare problem suffered by failures. Usually constitutes to community service hours and interrogations by the constable.

A problem faced by Chase Rodrigue.

"I heard about that Chase Rodrigue kid and his locker urination problem."

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ass locker

1)a locker full of asses

2) an ass so big you can store shit in it. And for this definition shit includes: books, jackets, and spacemakers.

"Hilary smells like an ass locker." - Beau
"She also looks like an ass locker." - Biff

or

"Hilary has a donk." - Kat
"Correction, Hilary has an ass locker." - Bethany

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