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Loser

Someone who has no desire to do anything and sits around all day jacking off and walking around the house naked with dried up sperm stains all over them because they don't shower after jacking off. They live with their parents at the age of 32 and they don't care about anyone or anything. They never shave or shower and have scum all over their teeth and accidentally shit themselves because they fart while jacking off.

My cousin shit his pants while jacking off in his parents basement because he farted and chose not to take a shower and he smells like shit and sperm. He is a total fucking loser!

by sethdresser3@gmail.com September 21, 2018

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losering

Being a loser

Brad: So whatcha up to?
Sophie: Not much, I supposed to be going out tonight, but then I realised I've got $0 money, so now i'm not going and just losering behind my computer.

by MicheLLe1239978 January 2, 2010

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Loser

Someone who doesn't have friends, doesn't party, and doesn't have anything in life worth living for. A real pathetic fucker who you'd feel bad for if he/she wasn't so goddamn dumb.

That guy is such a fucking loser he hasn't done anything in life.

by youfokinwotm8 August 10, 2020

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Loser

Onision. Words synonymous to this are cuckold, idiot, and asshole.

"Wow, that dude is being such an Onision !"
"Don't you mean loser ?"
"Same difference."

by livewondrous July 31, 2018

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loser loser drunken boozer

The opposite of winner winner chicken dinner

Barney whooped Danny last night in pickleball, which was no surprise, so he yelled β€˜winner, winner, chicken dinner! and then taunted Danny with a finger point and a call of β€œloser loser drunken boozer” although Danny was stone sober, as he was observing Dry October, so clearly he just is not a great pickleball player, as Barney had at least three submarine shots

by the comand'r October 16, 2022


Loser

A person with no friends and does homework cuz they have no life

You’re a loser bro.

by Nitzman April 12, 2019

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Loser

Synonym for Donald Trump

John: Waaaaah my application was rejected even though I have no qualifications
Amy: Let it go and stop being a loser and quit pulling a Donald Trump

by Orombo1 November 18, 2020

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