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noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.
Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.
When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.
Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.
The mindset of a middle-schooler (or anyone, really) on a Monday (A.K.A. dead inside) Usually is apparent when someone says something stupid on a Monday.
The tradition of having a party every monday night in preparation of preparing for Tipsy Tuesday and a common cure for Office Space's "case of the mondays."
Margarita Mondays, The best way to forget Monday ever happened.
First day of the work week after excessive partying, resulting in a clouded or confused physiological state of mush brain. Typically there are increased instances of absenteeism or little to no productivity on a Mush Monday
Chris grab me another beer!!! I have already called in sick for work tomorrow. There is really no sense in going. After 48 hours of drinking it would just be another Mush Monday.
The monday of a long weekend where a work emergency causes you to work that monday instead having a long weekend.
Awww man, the website is crashed and burned, I'm going to have to work since Memorial day just turned into red monday.
A jewish holiday in which jewish people go to Walmart or any other store that sells candy and buys the discounted easter candy
Did you see the Jews at Walmart buying the left over easter candy on Easter Monday?