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A male will place a female in a full nelson wrestling maneuver. He then will bend her over and carry out his business.
I thought we were wrestling, then i felt a poke, that bastard gave me a father nelson.
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A gay Catholic Priest. The name originates from a combination of recent scandals in the Catholic church and from the wrestling hold known as a nelson.
A half-nelson is when you are trying to wrestle or restrain someone and you put your arm under their arm and then bring it up around to the back of their head and then place your hand on the back of their neck, pushing their head forward.
A full-nelson is the same as a half-nelson, except you use both arms to wrestle/restrain your opponent.
A Father Nelson is when a Catholic Priest tries to sodomize you by using a full-nelson.
Eric married a Catholic woman who wanted him to convert to Catholicism. At first, he was hesitant, but after he met with Father O'Reilly, who introduced him to Father Nelson, he was overjoyed with the prospect of becoming a Catholic.
Now, Eric is always trying to introduce 18 year old choir boys to Father Nelson.
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Performing an act of fellatio. (A pun on Heratio Nelson and Nelson's Column).
We were sat there watching tv, and the next thing I knew she was giving me the old Fellatio Nelson!
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A Nelson Sompa usually likes to ride horses and is always homosexual. Nelson has a tendency to get lost.
Oh! Look at Nelson Sompa over there jumping like a horse!
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A fat black guy who sweats at every game.
Damn that dude right there surely is a ryan Nelson.
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A variation of salad tossing, must be between two consenting males and must be in the infamous 69 position.
Person one: Damn bro you stick!
Person two: Dude i just hit the sam nelson!
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A spiced rum. Cheaper, yet essentially identical tasting to Captain Morgan's brand spiced rum. Most find it to be smoother/ more palatable.
Admiral Nelson is of a higher rank,and a lower cost than the lesser Captain Morgan.
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