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A sexual move where the man fists a girl vagina using a large amount of lubrication. Afterwards, the couple has intercourse which is usually "sloppy"
I took this girl back to my room and totally showed her the sloppy pete.
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The term for a man or woman who has a STD but does not inform their one-night-stand until the morning after.
J: "I had a great time last night Erica, and by the way you should get tested"
E: "You're such a Sneaky Pete"
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The most caring man that Trump and Brian couldn't bring back. He will ask you to tell him your name and something about you. How he addresses you depends on whether you have a gecko, have green hair, clean hands or no birds.
Please bring back daddy Pete.
Scandalous Frenchman who can have any woman or man he wants. Usually seen wearing a mustache and smoking in front of a cafe or wine bar. Has an air of superiority and revels in his sexcapades. People love his accent and you invite him over to your table for a drink with your girlfriend/boyfriend. In a matter of minutes, your girlfriend/boyfriend becomes his. Beware Le Pete!!!
Jack: What happened to Bonnie, your girl.
Jill: Bonnie is with Le Pete now.
Jack: Sacre Bleu, didn't he just do you? (yesterday)
A reference from the band Fall Out Boy. At an award ceremony, the microphone was too tall for Patrick Stump(singer) to reach it, so Pete Wentz(guitar) tries to lift him, causing Patrick to say "Thanks, Pete."
Person One: I like your shirt.
Person Two: Thanks, Pete.
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"Half-Pete" is a reference to the mythical half man that lives in rural West Virginia in a basement of a large family. The story is told: His mother tried to abort him as an infant, however the procedure did not take. A week later, the abomination that is Half-Pete was born. With the lower section of his body skewered by incompetent surgical practices, he would physically only be half a man. Half-Pete is often referred to now as a full grown man, while other accounts say he is immortal.
He is described as vitriolic, spiteful and during bouts of his regular and intense pain, enraged. His story came to light when he tunneled out of the basement (from which he was made prisoner in) and into one of the off-set structures on the property where one of his younger siblings slept. Through years of tunneling, one night he cut his way through the carpet, attacked and killed his sibling in a bitter act of revenge over a long lifetime of abuse from the hands of his parents and siblings. Some accounts say he was force fed pain pills by members of the family wearing a "bear suit" (bear-resistance hardened suit) so as to keep the noise down during important family functions, in an effort to further conceal his existence.
Half-Pete can be used as an adjective when describing a situation, as follows...
"We came home to find in a mess of his own gore, like some Half-Pete horror show."