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A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream
Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable
"he reminds me of a Ben Porter, simply unfathomable!"
Marijuana that’s not good or crappy
I don’t want the crap that Kyle gets. Stuff is porter pot
When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.
Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.
a person who only eats food the color of his skin or lighter. he gets very upset when you accuse him of things he has done. Porter has negative rizz and most porters will never experience romantic love of any sort (unless it is with a dog)
"who ate all the the rolls and drank all the milk?"
"oh thats just porter collins being porter."
Played by a straight woman, Bette Porter is the ultimate fem daddy power dyke, part of the iconic tibette pairing.
Seeing Bette Porter in a pantsuit makes me cream.
The single definition of a walking bucket
Did you see michael Porter wave the student section goodbye?
Beautiful woman who's an amazing dancer and dates Nini Salazar-Roberts.
Omg look Gina Porter is so hot!