Basford-Pruning is the act of grooming one self. Most often associated with the trimming of the pubic region, but can also mean a beard trim or hair cut. Most often used before a hot date or before an important occasion.
Guy One: You taking that girl out tonight?
Guy Two: Yeah, better get a jiffy on need to have a Basford-pruning before I meet her
Guy One: Hopeful of getting lucky then?
Guy Two: Always best to be prepared
An older wrinkly woman who only hangs out with gay men. Very similar to a fag hag. Typically in allot of debt and has no assets.
When is the prune going to turn up? I cant see any at the bar at the moment! One cant be far away!
The act of deleting, editing, re-doing or hiding information on your facebook, so as to not appear sloppy, disheveled, or inappropriate.
Joe: Hey Bro, what's up with your facebook? There's mad ugly chicks on your wall!
Matt: Yea I know, I gotta do some serious facial pruning this weekend.
Sheila: Yo why do you still have pics up of you and your ex?
Grace: Yea, time to buckle down and do some serious facial pruning.
The sight of a large number of scrotums
Suddenly they were all on top of her, and it looked like prune cake for a while.
Tickling your partner's asscrack to the point where she can't take it anymore and shits everywhere
"Sorry my breath smells, I was eyelash pruning my mom last night"
Standard football preseason training technique in which a player must push a prune from the 50 to the end zone using nothing but their dick.
Boy! Hit the fucking deck right now and give me three prune pushes!
A fake community member in an NFT group who preaches smashing floors but ends up pumping bags instead.
PSA for the unaware - this dude runs organized pumps and socially bullies people into doing what's best for HIS bags. He's always been a cantankerous prune.