Rural Dictionary

queef

Blow out the candles
Make a fish
It's like a fart
But smells like fish

It's 6 o'clock, it's time for a queef!

by boohiss August 10, 2003

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(Kuh-weef) N. 1) The Fart noise made by the outflux of air from the vagina. Tone and range depends on size of penis used during intercourse and the length of vaginal lips. Longer lips deliver a deeper tone as shorter lips give off a shorter sharp tone. 2) Anyone who wears socks with sandals. 3) John Kerry, Al Gore and any other democrat who is completely devoid of a personality. 4) A Hamburger patty made from a combination of Quayle and Beef (See also Beefalo). 5) The Queen of France.

queef
1) I pounded your mom so hard that she queefed so loud that my clapper turned the lights on.
2) Dude no wonder your mom cheats on your dad. He's a total queef.
3) You both lost to "W"? God you guys are Queefs.
4) Wow Bill, this Queef burger is fantastic. Got any honey mustard?
5) All hail the Queef. Long live the Queef!

by sirisaachillary September 15, 2005

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Queefe

French people use that term for German Girls

Regarde cette fille, je suis sûre que c'est "un pet de fouffe"

In English : " Look at that girl, i'm pretty sure she's a queefe "

by Nipple Pablo December 5, 2007

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queef

Refering to the person or the sound produced by one who is consciously capable of sucking air into their vagina and expelling it in a manner such that it resembles the sound of a fart.

While Jimmy was unaware at the time, the reason his mother sounded like someone blowing across an empty bottle every time she wore a dress on a windy day, was because she was a queef.

by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003

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