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The road fashioned is an old fashioned made on the road (hotel or camping) sometimes with abridged or exotic ingredients but, staying true to the original bourbon recipe as the road allows
Holed up in the hotel, I made a road fashioned and relaxed.
A 16oz Tall Boy of Sparks specifically obtained for the purpose of drinking while riding in or driving an automobile. A road soda variant.
Let's crack a couple of road sparks during our long journey from DC to Pittsburgh (during beltway rush hour).
a small device, usually kept under the drivers seat, or between the seat and the door, used for serving street justice... often a small, t-ball bat, or a crowbar, as neither item are technically illegal
while driving, someone cut me off, so i used my Road Cop to inflict some Street Justice
Road queen is a nice truck usually lifted with big tires but has a pussy driver who never takes it off the road where it belongs
Jake has a badass lifted duramax but they said it's just a road queen
Shit you find on the side of the street.
"Man this nice-lookin' chandelier is some prime fuckin' road treasure!"
-- Long John Silver
The act of stimulating a woman's clitoris (possibly to completion) while she is driving from the passenger's seat.
I gave my girlfriend a road dj on the way down the Cape. She almost swerved into the other lane when she came.
That one road on MarioKart that is impossible to complete because people push you off, you fall in the holes, a blue turtle shell is thrown at you, and other stuff. You get last like every time, and there's always that one friend that likes it. That friend is an idiot. The only way you can actually progress is if you get a bullet bill because you're in last. That Lakitu guy always has to pick you up and depending on which version of MarioKart you are playing, he takes 3 coins away. He's a jerk. You were already in last and now he takes the coins that make you go faster, and he takes his time picking you up because he probably finds amusement in it. Lakitu has no friends. Also, it's that road where getting Star Power sucks. Now you're going TOO fast and you die. You always try to jump the holes with your mushroom. But you can't. Because your fellow competitors are massive jerks and make you fail. If you're playing Grand Prix, this is the road that will make sure you don't win. If you manage to succeed in first place, tweet it at me. @MiguelAnimates. I won't get any, though. Because you will fail. Like always.
Rainbow Road Sucks!
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