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A spontaneous act of celebrating the moment and life in general. When two humans feel the same joy in a situation that transcends reality and want to embrace it, one can shout out the holy words „It‘s time for a scissor crime!“ That’s when both of them strike their toes into the air and connect the toe gap between their two biggest toes with each other. What follows is the true meaning of life.
What a match made in heaven.
„Hey Ferdi! Time for a scissor crime!“
Laura: „Urgh, what are they doing?“
Jonas: „Oh they are just toe scissoring. A spontaneous act of celebrating life. Nothing special. Wanna do it as well?“
Laura: „Sure! Rrukkutwooooo!“
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Females who are adept at pleasuring the pussy areas of other women.
"Assault this pussy, you motherfucking scissor wizards!"
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When a gathering of lesbians fill a room and begin to scissor one another vigorously.
She knew she had found the Scissor Bin when she saw the sign saying " No Strap-on Required"
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Something you're boyfriend does to avoid a topic of conversation.
D: "Tell me what 'scissor stepping' means???"
J: "No, it's disgusting, I'm not telling you.... Oh, look! A dog!"
D: "Where?!"
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Using your fingers as scissors on a Strippers nipples.
When Kirk gave the stripper the gentle scissors we knew the Bachelor party had really started.
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Acts of two women grinding their vaginas into one another.
Hilda and Susan decided to play hooky and stay at home and do scissor cuts on the living room floor all day. Even though their pubic hair got tangled, the sensation of wet warm vulva on wet warm vulva was thrilling for both.
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Lesbian sex on an airplane
"Two girls from coach just walked into the bathroom, I bet they're trying The Scissor Lift"
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