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An athlete who is very old but still competitive in their sport. They often put off retirement as long as possible and seem to have the same several hundred year lifespan of a sea turtle, hence the name. Even after retirement they may still be identified as a sea turtle. Examples include Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Peyton Manning.
Man, I can't believe Tim Duncan is still playing. Dude is definitely a sea turtle.
A vicious underwater animal, they dislike anti-sea rhinoceros undergarments but will be attracted specifically to the sound of a Sea bear attack, they are known to not be warded off by even the anti-sea bear circle.
The only known survivor of a sea rhinoceros attack is squidward tentacles, also the only known survivor of a sea bear attack, this makes it unclear whether either animal is real.
Sea squirrels are also known as Sea Squas. Sea squirrels are a very rare creature in mythological stories. According to myth, there are only 3 left in the world. One lives in Indonesia, One lives in Massachusetts, and one lives in the Mariana Trench. The one in the Mariana Trench is the only male, but he is a cannibal so no one likes him. They are normally the size of a gray squirrel but can expand when they are going to eat something big, like a boat. They look like a squirrel except they have webbed feet, fangs, and a scaly body.
"Why are you throwing bread into the ocean?"
"Because I'm feeding the sea squirrels, duh"
What upperclass people call tourist beach cities in the South.
"Dude, thank god were not going down to kmart by the sea again for the summer."
Tea bagging your girl with a salty, tangy scrotum after you have been swimming and frolicking in the ocean.
Rachel and I went behind the dunes and I did a little sea-bagging.
Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.
Seagull. (Shout-out to Jacob Colvin)
"Time to feed these parasites to my good friend - Franklin the Sea Chicken!"
That mermaid had herself some sea sausage and eggs for breakfast.