hot shoulder

When you send a hot person a funeral invite in an attempt to get some action

Bobby: Hey Becky, what's Chad doing here... at our uncle's funeral?
Becky: Oh, I invited him after he posted a hot insta
Bobby: You mean he's the hot shoulder?
Becky: Mhmmmm

head and shoulders

a shampoo that has a light blue color to it, designed to eliminate dandruff

my grandfather\'s old ass head needs some head and shoulders

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shoulder rapist

1. When the guy is the butt of all your jokes, constantly insists on telling you secrets, invading your personal bubble.

2. The guy that thinks you want him won't take a clue and get his damn arm off of your fucking shoulder. Usually has bad beer breath and is staring down your shirt.

This shoulder rapist wouldnt get the clue and get the fuck off of me at a club.

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Shoulder Surfing

The act of eating a chick out while she is on your shoulders.

Shoulder Surfing........ 'Nuff said

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Ankle Shoulders

nice broad shoulders for a girl to throw her ankles on during certain sexual positions

Kierra: ooh look at the body on him

Tatiana: yes girl he has nice ankle shoulders too. Nice and broad

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selfie shoulder

The easiest way to tell if a picture is a selfie, especially when the selfie taker denies it.

Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.

"That's not a selfie! My friend Reese took it!"
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."

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The Old Shoulder

Variation of "the cold shoulder". When someone attempts to engage in conversation with someone much younger and is ignored.

Old Dude - "Hey there, what's your name?"

Young Chick - (silence...turns and walks away)

Old Dude's Friend - "Wow, she's kind of a bitch."

Old Dude - "Yea, she gave me The Old Shoulder."

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