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An overly inquisitive person. The phrase was coined in honor of an overly inquisitive and curious Jewish mother (whose name is Susan).
Intern: "Yo was that your girlfriend who just called you?"
Yo, why you bein' such a curious Susan. Mind your own fucking business and get back to work.
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The act of hovering the bare anus over either an aware or unaware recipient. The host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject's face and or mouth. Similar to the Hot Carl. Side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and anal leakage. Synonym to the Afghani Afterbirth.
My girlfriend thought it would be kinky if I gave her a Sloppy Susan. She must think differently now that she has a severe case of sinus polyps!
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A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.
My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!
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My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!
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She da thicc one from Diary of a Wimpy Kid bruh
thickest bic in children’s literature
Guy 1: dude she’s thicker den Susan Heffley
Guy 2: for reaal?
Guy 1: ye bruh
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Shes the red headed bitch that gets fucked in all the movies. Also does a lot of charity work with the dick.
Did you see that movie? She got Susan Sarandon'ed
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Nigga Susan Is Used To Describe Anyone In Anyway What So Ever. There Is No Real Defination Just Fun To Call Someone.
Me: 'Hey! Nigga Susan!'
You: ' Who The Hell Is Susan?!'
Me: 'Shutup Susan!!'
You: ' Da Fuck...'
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n. an underdog;
to pull a *, v. to do something miraculous; to wow or amaze a skeptical audience; to achieve success beyond initial belief or against the odds
She always surprises us. She's a real Susan Boyle.
She totally pulled a Susan Boyle when she got a 1600 on her SAT.
"Did you see that girl on Top Model last night?" "Yeah, she was a total Susan Boyle!"
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