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Having an orgasm
Did Kathy have the stuffing when she was coming home for Thanksgiving
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Using a raw turkey as a seductive dance partner. Twerking and giving thanks
Bobby couldn't find a date , so he resorted to alone time with a Thanksgiving Day Twerky. It was foul smelling.
When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.
He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.
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T.F.F.'s use on Thanksgiving or other decadent holidays.
Too Full To Fuck.
T.F.F. (On Thanksgiving)
Sally: "I might go out tonight, (on Thanksgiving) I just hope I don't meet any hot guys because I am seriously, T.F.F."
Jane:
"Yeah, we should just hit the dance floor and get some cardio instead!"
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When a meal consisting of turkey, mashed potatoes, and stuffing is prepared beforehand in an apartment. The female is then placed on the kitchen counter in the doggy style position and stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey while hot gravy is poured on her.
I'm gonna take this slut back to my apartment and give her the Sunchase Thanksgiving Dinner.
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The Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey is the act of fucking a cooked turkey, cumming inside of the turkey, and then feeding the turkey to your family on Thanksgiving.
Person: I gave my family an Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey and they fucking loved it!
A fairly recent sexual manuever, which is performed primarily around the holidays. It involves stuffing a woman's vagina full of bread and vegetables, much like sutffing a turkey.
Person 1: "dude, you know that leftover turkey stuffing that no one would eat?"
Person 2: "Yea, why?"
Person 1: " well, lets just say tht christine really loves the holidays."
Person 2: " Ah, the omaha thanksgiving surprise... dude."
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