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A man who was birthed looking like a peeled orange, yet his hair looks like a flat piece of corn ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
Mexican woman: why is Trumpโs wife thirty years older than him? :O
Mexican child: mama his wife is a gold digger hoe :D
Mexican woman: .
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A man who does not care for
Butts that are flat,
Cocks that are small,
Daughters that don't call him "daddy",
Elections that aren't rigged,
Fingers that don't grab pussies,
Gays,
Handguns that don't kill,
Ill-fitting dresses that don't show boobs,
Jokes that are better than him,
Kindergarteners that are smarter than him,
Lights that are on,
Money that doesn't grow on trees,
Nuts that aren't in his mouth
Opening doors for immigrants,
Politicians that actually know what they are doing,
Quick-thinkers that realize he is an ignoramus,
Real facts,
Sweeties that actually keep their hands to themselves,
The hard truth that he is failing,
Underwear that isn't lace,
Voices that need to be heard,
Women, but this
Xenophobic man will not
Yield for anything, not even a
Zucchini that offers to fuck him in the ass.
trump is fucking everything up
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(noun) Another word for a legal traitor, or one who commits or has committed treason.
Benedict Arnold was an American Revolutionary general and trump.
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A politically correct adjective for someone who is extremely ignorant of reality or who behaves severely mentally handicapped with no discernible genetic disorder. The term derives from the unbelievably stupid behavior of Donald J. Trump, especially with regard to his involvement in a Russian conspiracy to get elected President of the U.S. and the moronic attempts to cover it up.
The term is commonly used as a noun in place of the word idiot with the hope of shocking the trump person back into reality.
It is also often used to describe someone who has been conned into voting Republican against their own interests.
You are so trump, the Earth is not flat.
You have to be less trump to get away with that.
Even an orangutan has more sense than you, you trump!
That was the most trump thing I have ever heard.
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Where to begin? In short, an aspiring Neo Hitler whom stole the 2016 United States Presidential Elections with the help of Vladimir Putin and may quickly become 2017's Richard Nixon. In a little more detail: the notorious Donald Trump whom is infamously racist, ethnocentric, sexist, Anti Semitic, ableist, classist, xenophobic, and all other manner of bigoted; known for victimizing, among others, Ivana Trump, Julia Ioffe, Serge Kovaleski, the family of Seth Rich, and Khizr and Khazala Khan, directly and through immediate accomplices as well as sycophants and lackeys.
Also, rapist (e.g., raped Ivana during marriage) and otherwise criminal (e.g., blackmailed Ivana into changing her story), and incestuous (especially toward Ivanka, as an incident at RNC in Cleveland alone demonstrated) and otherwise perverted (e.g., would inappropriately leer as Miss USA contestants)
Note: RINO and Neo Tammany Hall Democrat whom is actively opposed by the #NeverTrump Movement.
By the way, in case nobody has figured the following out: Trump's motto is, "You scratch my back, and I won't stab you in yours." In other words, for example, Putin is Trump's (and Trump is not Putin's) sycophant and lackey. Perhaps Trump would be less dangerous were he actually Putin's lackey, and the United States Congress needs to impeach Trump & remove Trump from office ASAP.
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verb. 1) to exaggerate, esp of wealth or spectacle. 2) to lie, cheat and steal. 3) (colloquially) to distract with sexual scandals and threats of litigation. 4) to deny connections to crime. 5) to golf. 6) to troll or be a troll. 7. To indulge clownarchy.
adverb. trumpic; see moronic
noun. (informal). 1) a lurid bestiality which insists upon coercion and subjugating beauty, as in pageantry, cockfighting, big sport, state-run media, etc. 2) an irrelevance. 3) a lumpenchlownarchist
See also moron, asshole, fraud, thief, #MAGA, Viagara, Cialis, Schumer, Pelosi, satire, tire
verb. If you elect to trump, you run the risk of making a colossal moron of yourself.
noun. Fuck it, it's just a lousy lump of trump.
adverbial noun. He totally fucking pulled a trump and pasted his face with lipstick and blush and ran for office.
adverb. Her trumpic overtures withstanding, she found herself reveling in the company of two-thirds a football team.
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