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A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution
Logan: I Heard Joey is a Standing Wiper
Adrian: WTF, bro is crazy he should find help
Me: Real
a males penis of extreme length/girth. usually put into use on minge monday or tattyby thursday
'ah man she smoked my womb wiper for hours on minge monday'
Robbie is a chin wiper....I no right....
robbie and ellie r chin wipers
Fan Wiper (n.): used as an insult; allergens and dust particles get caught within the blades of the fan. If you are a person who suffers from allergies, you understand how unpleasant these particles can be. now as a fan wiper, you have the duties of collecting the dust and therefor getting stuck with it yourself while the fan gets to enjoy the bliss of being clean and dust free.
You are such a fan wiper
Yeah...
The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash
Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash
An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
This is the action in which you are riding a motorcycle in the rain and need to eliminate the water on your visor. You simply turn your head to the (L)eft for a few seconds and then turn your head to the (R)ight for a few seconds while going 90 mph.
I was riding on my R1 to Indian Lake (logan county Ohio) when it started raining. I had to turn on my LR 90 wipers to even see the road.