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The son or daughter of a writer.
My mother is a writer, so I am therefore a writer's brat
When an individual is bitching about having Writers Block he is a Writers Cunt
Person 1: Urgggg!
Person 2: No more like Writers Cunt!
Person 1: What is writers cunt?
Person 2: When you bitch about having writers block.
When you read a piece of literature so terrible that you suddenly have the extreme urge to write something better than it
Sam: hey did you go see r/menwritingwomen?
Violet: yes and it gave me severe writer's rage.
Ohohohohohoho! Maybe not a charlatan! Are we starting to believe the things we say? Because I was going to go on a about how meritocracy isn't real and use myself as evidence... You know? Cause of all the blatant and public exploitation? But that might no longer be necessary! I don't have a bank account so just bring a briefcase full of money.
Hym "OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! Oh!? Is the world-changing, genius philosopher your co-writer now!? Is that was makes your book so deep? Because it was co-written by the Mariana trench in human form? Hohohohohohoho! You're a lucky guy! To have the world's greatest mind on retainer like that. Maybe I was wrong about you!"
Iam "You forgot the 'convenient excuse' part..."
Hym "Huh? Oh! Ah shit! Yeah, Autism would be a super convenient excuse for my behavior. Untouchable! Beyond contempt! Above scrutiny! Better than everyone! Ahahahahahaha!"
When you keep writing or coloring and cannot stop. You will let your hand slip off the paper, and stab someone.
An evil plot to get rid of the population.
I had writer colider, and stabbed Jimmy in da eye.
Sorry.
A self-deprecating reference after you've made a joke where the wording is awkward, but you still think there's a meaningful joke in there.
It's like when there's a mailman, you know, and so the dog, a Golden Retriever, it was humping his leg, down there.
... the writers will make it funny
When a writer stands up after a long period of writing and all of their joints click.
Person 1: "Hey what was that sound?"
Person 2: "Oh sorry I have writer's clicks."