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The art of farting and injecting that dirty fart into an office chair, where by creating a pocket full of rot that will waft up as the next person sits on that chair.
I sniper'd her good with a dose of chair rot
When a wrestler pretends to be hurt by being hit with a chair. To pretend pain from any Pro Wrestling attack, you are "selling" the attack
Al Snow doesn't sell chairs, he makes his opponents look ridiculous in doing so.
When a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.
The smell of stagnant turds made me realize I was just burping the chair.
The flat butt one develops after sitting at a desk 40 hours a week.
I'm getting a flabby chair butt from sitting at my office desk 9-5 everyday and not getting up all day long. Time for some exercise and a stand up desk.
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A man who scams the government by receiving disability payments for being in a wheelchair that he doesn't actually need. The guy in the chair will never go out in public without his wheel chair in fear of being caught for fraud. However, he can typically be seen walking and using his legs in the privacy of his house or his trailer. The guy in the chair will often refer to himself in the third person as the guy in the chair and will often try to gain sympathy from others for his "disability", even those that know he isn't actually disabled. The character Ray from the TV show Trailer Park Boys is the most prominent example of the guy in the chair.
Ray: Come on buddy, are you gonna give the guy in the chair a splash of liquor or what?
J-Roc: You don't even need the damn wheelchair Ray!
Julian: You headin down to the machines tonight Ray?
Ray: Yeah I sure am buddy. And somethin tells me the guy in the chair is gettin lucky tonight.
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A motorized wheel chair that is used by the morbidly obese who are too lazy to walk.
-Wow dude, look at that guy over there in that whale chair!
-yea, he should totally be walking instead of letting that machine do all the work...
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The kind of chair that a Gynecologist uses for examination. It's a great 'Sex Toy' for people who like a bit of restraint or Domination
At the Rave, somebody brought in a Gyno Chair for part of a very sexy performance.
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