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The result of spunk mixed with blood after having rough sex or sex during your period
The sheets were covered in prawn cocktail.
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A cocktail server in a Las Vegas casino
Have you seen the cocktail cutie I need a drink.
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An sober heterosexual female who becomes excessively affectionate with other women after having had a few too many. Must result in notable behavior to be official.
"Her behavior frightened the junior staff members during the happy hour because she became a cocktail lesbian."
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combining alcohol with any available beverage in a desperate attempt to take the bitterness out. This method can also be used to disguise booze at a place where alcohol is frowned upon.
Girl: "Okay. I have peach vodka. Its really gross. Get the purple gatorade from the fridge, make me a ghetto cocktail, and lets party!"
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When someone busts a load into someone else's ear canal, then the person with the load pours it into the mouth of the one who busted the load.
Did you see Janet give James a Shrek Cocktail.
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when a snowbird or yankee visits a restaurant while staying in Florida for the winter they will order a free glass of water to save a little money. once the server brings the glass of water, the snowbird takes the lemon which is included with the glass of water, and squeezes its juice into the water, and then adds a couple packets of sugar or sugar substitute (which are sitting on the table and are also free), then mixes it all together so that they have a free glass of lemonade, or a "snowbird cocktail."
waiter: (sarcastically) those yankees over there are making snowbird cocktails, so I know I'll be getting a HUGE tip today.
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COSBY COCKTAIL - Noun
This is when you stuff someone's toilet with their hand towel, then you mix in a lot of Jello powder and poo. This is the same thing as a Jello Bowl except you add poo in this one. I would imagine you would want to add the poo torwards the end of the process.
He had some nasty mudbutt when he used my toilet and didn't clean it up so the next I was at his place I gave him a Cosby Cocktail.
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