Hershey Highway

(A family joke I use) If your parents dont let you say "Butthole" here is another word.

"Jeez, your such a Hershey Highway."

highway roulette

See how far you can driving when you have to use the bathroom

I really lost at highway roulette after work yesterday

Highway Commando

To cross more than one lane of traffic in a single lane change maneuver. Exponential bonus points are given for each lane crossed after the second. Peeling out grants a multiplier. Each car within the danger zone around the driver who is Highway Commando'ing is considered a casualty.

Truck too large? We need the wide lane? Commence Highway Commando.

Highway Camera

A camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.

When I got into an accident, my highway camera saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.

gurt highway

Another word for the vaginal canal; due to its prominence in hosting a flow of gurt (semen) after intercourse, much like traffic on a highway

Kelly and I slipped out of the party early, I ended up putting my tongue up her gurt highway, it was sick.

highway jizzery

When you pay a hooker and find out she is a dude

Not to be confused with highway robbery

What the hell bitch, this is highway jizzery

oochie highway

One of the best places to drop off baby organs or your unwanted banana bread.

Hey do you happen to know where I can put my baby liver?
Yea. Bring it down to the oochie highway
Thanks!