Swamp Itch

It make yo booty crusty.

If you sleep in someone’s bed for too long they will give you swamp itch

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Itch to scratch

1. A slang phrase for female masturbation. (When a female masturbates the hand formation looks like they are scratching an itch.)

I think ima go home I have an itch to scratch.

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Brain Itch

a "brain itch" is when you have recently listened to a repetitive song, and have it memorized a part of that certain song so much that it gets stuck in your head for about an hour or so, depending on that person.

who you fitt'n to try.who you fitt'n to try?... great now i have a Brain Itch... stupid song...

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itch disappointment

1. When you have an itch you can't scratch, and it's killing you. So you wait and wait, looking forward to finally being able to scratch it. But then it goes away on its on, and you feel cheated.

Jack's crotch itched like crazy, but he was in church, so he couldn't scratch it. He waited until they started passing out the wine, then snuck out to the bathroom, but by the time he got there, the itch was gone. That's what's known as itch disappointment.

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JOCK ITCH

A nagging swollen scrotal irritation caused by over-scratching your nut-sack.

Oh Yeah!, Well I've got 'Jock Itch' honey, what is your point?

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jock-itch

an severe itch of the male genital area contributed to by a particular fungal infection (from the fact that the area is often covered by an support garment or jock strap

His jock-itch was getting out of hand.

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bitch-itch

the need for dirty sex with a naughty girl

the wife is ok, but now and then i just have to have a bitch.such is a bitch-itch.

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