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Da Phatt mastah o' da polypipe sword, yo?
I went to Kamp Kaz, where Kris Campbell cleft mine skull in twain like a motherfucker. It was off the heazy.
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A Trend from Toby Fox's Deltarune Chapter 2.
GOD DAMN IT KRIS! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
Selling somebody else dignity for your personal gain.
Kris was involved in negotiating a deal for the sale and distribution of Kim’s sex tape with then-boyfriend Ray J. —“Everything Jenner does in this world, every decision she makes on her daughters’ behalf, is based on greed and publicity,”
My friend ruined my chances at the bar last night by pulling a Kris Jenner! (Getting Cockblocked by a friend that used your embarrassing story to his advantage.)
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A facebook-hosted webcast featuring D.P. Todd's Kirk Hards and Kris Joyce.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, a new ep of the Kris and Kirk Show is up!"
Guy 2: "Legit, how neat is that?"
Guy 1: "Pretty fucking neat!"
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Kris Jenner's nickname as given by her son-in-law Kanye West who is married to Kim Jong-Un
You're doing amazing Kris Jong-Un!
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The male must first dress up as Santa Clause. Then, assuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his testicles up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. Usually takes place around Christmas.
Santa came last night! He gave me a Kris Kringle's Kringles!
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A person who wears the clothing of the opposite sex, but he or she wears the clothing backwards in order to symbolize the outdated and repressive social norms of the past.
I felt embarrassed that I put on my bra backwards, but I played it off by saying I was a kris-cross dresser.
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