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When your poop comes out and look like a baguette
Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile
Another word for penis.
I launched my pregnancy missile right into her vaginal cave!
Bike of choice for a young squid. Has to be a supersport, 600cc or higher.
"Yo dude, check it out, just picked up this beast, absolute steal, a 2009 gixxer 750 with only 20000 miles for a cool 10 bands. And he said he only laid it down once!"
"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"
40 ounces of malt liquor. Preferably colt 45 or olde english.
Tyrone and I was thirsty. So we stopped at the 7-11 to pickup some nigger missiles.
when a super hot girl has an ugly friend and her friend makes you soft
John: man katie is so hot
jake: yeah but her friend jenna gives me a mush missile
A gif that has a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif that surprised you when you see their hidden penis.
I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.
When a person knows of their unavoidable imminent death. They do something outlandish in the final moments before their departure. Ref. Dr Strangelove of the cowboy riding the bike to his death hooting and hollering.
If Yellowstone blows like they say. I'm going to Missile Cowboy outta this world.