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Pregnancy Missile

Another word for penis.

I launched my pregnancy missile right into her vaginal cave!

by Mr. Reeder February 26, 2018


moister missile

moister missile= another name for your penis

Mud dick was so dry I had to whip out my moister missile And find me some vagina.

by Confuzem February 24, 2018


bread missile

When your poop comes out and look like a baguette

Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile

by Lxndrjmsfdr April 22, 2019


Squid Missile

Bike of choice for a young squid. Has to be a supersport, 600cc or higher.

"Yo dude, check it out, just picked up this beast, absolute steal, a 2009 gixxer 750 with only 20000 miles for a cool 10 bands. And he said he only laid it down once!"

"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"

by plebican September 2, 2022


mush missile

when a super hot girl has an ugly friend and her friend makes you soft

John: man katie is so hot
jake: yeah but her friend jenna gives me a mush missile

by bigfoothairyman April 11, 2015


Mayo missile

Dick

Launching my mayo missile into your pelvic Canyon

by Mr Blinky April 15, 2022


Hidden Missile

A gif that has a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif that surprised you when you see their hidden penis.

I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.

by C-1 June 22, 2018