rookie mistake

Leaving your facebook account up, allowing any intruder to access your profile. This status usually includes some falsely incriminating statement about the victim.

Why does my status say '@Greg has a small penis?!'"-- "Ooooh.. sorry. Looks like you left your profile up. Rookie mistake.

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Mistake by the lake

Sometimes ignorant people think this can refer to any number of cities located next to a lake; obviously this is incorrect.

Jason: "Fuck the Chicago Bears, they're from the mistake by the lake!"
me: "I hate you."

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backyard mistake

the animal world equivalent of an "oops baby"; a mating between two dogs that is not intended, usually between two very different dog breeds producing ugly puppies

Example 1:
Dammit Jim, I told you to keep your beagle from jumping the fence into my backyard and trying to get friendly with my Pekingese---I don't need any Peagle puppies, those things are ugly!

Example 2:

Girl 1: What kind of dog is that?
Girl 2: It's my Pom-A-Pug!
Girl 1: A what now?
Girl 1: A designer breed mix of a pomeranian and a pug
Dude 1: Looks like a backyard mistake to me!
Girl 1: *crying*

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Liquid Mistake

A drink invented by Robert Langdon Quinlan which consists of a particularly potent combination of equal parts Jameson's Irish Whiskey and Monster Energy Drink.

- Whats Bobby Drinking?

- Liquid Mistake

- Ill get the stomach pump ready for later

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Mistake Of A Child

This term is usually find in very interesting gacha series (The Hated Child Becomes A Princess) on YouTube. The mom use it as a insult for the hated child compared to the favorite child, which is very logical and overused.

Shes way better then this Mistake Of A Child!

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wookie mistake

gang symbol used by teens in PA

boy was he ever wookie mistaked

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Huge mistake

Asking a girl what's wrong when they look sad.

Person 1: "Crap dude I made a huge mistake."
Person 2: "You asked Carly what's wrong didn't you?"

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