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The act of presenting yourself in front of somebody when least expected; usually when caught in the act of performing something malicious.
When I saw Dexter Morgan opening that shipping crate looking for something, I Surprise Motherfucker'd him.
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1. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for sperm donors, sometimes also called Baby Daddys, who fail to recognize or acknowledge their offspring;
2. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for deadbeat dads, sometimes also called Baby Daddys;
3. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for men with children after an acrimonious divorce.
"Mommy, you know how you call the sperm donor a motherfucker? Can we get him a gift?" "Gift for what son, Motherfucker's Day?"
"Mommy should we get daddy a gift?" "Don't call him Daddy. You ain't seen him in 3 years. You 8 years old and that motherfucker is 7 years behind in his child support? For what, Motherfucker's Day?"
"Mommy Sunday is Father's Day. Dad wants me and Mary to eat dinner at his house." "Fuck Father's Day! Shit it's Motherfucker's Day to me!
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When the regular motherfucker just doesn't cut it; a higher level of motherfucker.
It's going down now, you grand motherfucker!
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What a Texan witch would say upon greeting folks. Yeeeeeeehhhawww motherfuckers!
The Texan witch screamed Yeehaw motherfuckers with joy upon seeing other Texans. They yelled it back. It was their way communication
goddamn motherfucking much more powerful and profane than goddamn and motherfucking alone
my neighbor turned his goddamn dogs loose to do their goddamn motherfucking business in my yard what a prick
A respected older motherfucker who has been promoted by excelling as a motherfucker or by fucking one or more grandmothers
John is now a Grand motherfucker.
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In call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, the Fat Motherfucker has been named by it's inventor Valmer, for the "Juggernuts", the description was called upon the "Juggernuts" because of the amount of clothes they wear which make called by the name, Fat Motherfuckers.
Player # 1: Hey, where is the Fat Motherfucker?
Player # 2: He's hereee!, kill 'em Fat Motherfuckers
Player # 3: I just got raped by one of them, Fuck 'em
Player # 1: Wooohoo, we fucked 'em Motherfuckers ;)
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