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The best pool playa. Person who shoots pool so well that they rule the table for hours on end. Uses defense, mad english, doesn't talk shit, and grabs the ball for opponent when she scratches. And always shakes the persons hand and thanks them for a great game when they kick your ass.
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to indescertely play with your balls and catch a quick jack
your not cool, unless you play pocket pool....while sitting in ms.davis's class and everybody is staring and she is like, hey what are you doing, and i am like look bitch i am itching my ball for gods sake, would you like to help me out....go to the office, but .....mmmm can i wash my hands first...
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A pool in which the depth of the pool indicates the health of a person's genetic background. Those who swim in the deep end of the pool generally have good and healthy genes while those who do not are over in the shallow end.
The Bush family is a prime example of a family that has been swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool for over 100 years.
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Using your hand as a pool stick in your pocket. Usually involves jiggling or fondeling your own balls or dick.
"Man, I hit the eight ball in the corner pocket." Dr. Stutz
"Wow I scratced my ball while i was playing pocket pool." Jon Bacot
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An athletic sport in which a pool cue is placed precisely across the middle of a pool table to create a ping pong playing field; the net being the pool cue. Competitors then volley the ping pong ball to and fro with the ultimate goal being to land the ball in their opponents corner pockets. First to two goals is the champion.
Stephen landed an epic pool pong shot on Chris.
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Pool moms are at the pool every single day in the summer. They take their kids with them, but obviously use them as an excuse to go to the pool and socialize with other pool moms. Any child who's mother is not part of the pool mom clique is basically a bad child. Any mom not part of the pool mom clique is a horrible parent and the target of gossip. That's all pool mom's do. They gossip about everyone else. Not only that, they have self-designated spots at the pool. If those spots are taken, they cause drama.
Pool moms are usually 40-somethings that act like 20-somethings. They have fake tans but continue to sit in the sun and tan. They are even more cliquey than high school students. They don't have friends; they have frienemies. They're in constant competition with other pool moms. They belong in LA, not in small community pools.
Pool Mom #1: You know what bothers me? When people KNOW I've been sitting in the same spot every summer for five years and they go and take that spot from me.
Pool Mom #2: I agree. That's just rude. They need to realize who sits where.
Pool Mom: MY child is so amazing at soccer. He's the best one on the team.
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