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The end product of cooking salmon in a fucking dishwasher.
Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"
Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"
Underwear that has been left out for awhile and is getting crusty
Dude, don't touch those panties, they are salmon underwear.
When two bears feel kinky they play find the salmon
When a man or woman gets slapped across the face with another mans limp penis like a hungry bear does during a salmon spawning feeding frenzy
She really wanted round two last night, but I had to unleash the aggressive salmon
The ripe smell of fresh sex that took place in a hot car or a hot room.
This room smells like hot salmon. Who’s been fucking in here?
I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.
I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.
very similiar to the flailing salmon but the sex is anal rather than vaginal.
After years of perfecting the Flailing Salmon, Jim finally got up enough nerve to try the Sockeye Salmon. He dropped more loads than UPS.
a particularly stinky vagina that you get a whiff of when the occupant of the reeker walks past, it tends to remind the smeller of slippery salmon making their way downsteam to the mating grounds via a salmon shute.
pwhoar did you smell her slippery salmon shute
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