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a relentless pounding, dicks rain from the heavens, unleashing an unholy wrath on all that stand in the way of the storm. undetectable by Doppler radar
Girl-i cant believe i got stuck in that dick storm last night, it was nuts, literally!
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A Peter Storm attitude is a lifestyle choice. A no nonsense, often corner cutting, bargain bucket, reduced to clear approach to life which often results in sub par results but sometimes results in the jackpot!
E.g. Haggling on price for already reasonably priced items and/or purposefully taking the display model because price can be negotiated.
E.g. Refusing to pay for allocated seats on a plane but ending up with the seats you wanted anyway! They Peter stormed that!
Weapon forged by Thor Odinson and a dying star in Avengers: Infinity War. Thor’s old weapon Mjolnir was destroyed in Thor: Ragnorok due to his evil sister no one knew about named Hela. Only people who are worthy like Thor, Captain America, Vision (dead), Odin (dead), Hela (dead?), and Groot are worthy enough to lift both Mjolnir and Storm Breaker
Jacobi: Bro did you see Endgame?
Elias: Yeah dude, that one part where Thor had both Stormbreaker and Mjolnir at the same time was the best scene
Jacobi: I know right. Especially when Cap lifter Mjolnir, boy was i excited.
Storm breaker was forged in a dying star. Thor almost died cause he took on too much force
A flurry of barrel rolls
He did so many barrel rolls, we were in a fucking barrel storm.
A snirt storm is a blizzard on the Great Plains of North America. The snow is actually made up a of combination of snowflakes and dirt particles. Because the wind is so strong in flat areas like plains, it pulls topsoil right up into the air. If you walked outdoors during a snirt storm you would feel constant stings of sand-sized particles sandblasting your face. When people get back indoors, they have a very distinctive appearance, because the dirt accumulates around their eyes, making them look like raccoons.
Everyone scurried indoors to escape the snirt storm, but not before their eyes had become encrusted in black dirt, making them look like raccoons.
A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.
(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)
Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...
Girl 2: What did he do?
Girl 1: He walked out laughing...
Looks Good From a distance but you wouldn't want to get too close.
"Look at her she's well fit" mate replies "nah mate iv'e seen her close up she's a right lightning storm"