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Weather so cold that it makes your nipples hard.
It's nipple cold outside!
When it's either cold or one is sexually aroused, their nipples stand up like a meerkat.
When my Twitter Crush slides into my direct messages, I get the Meerkat Nipples.
When you get erect nipples from seeing an attractive member of the opposite gender or same gender in some cases.
Paco: Damn Maximo, I got some nipple timbers from seeing you today!
Maximo: Indeed, my nipples are erect as well.
Luis: Can you rub my nipple timbers Paco?
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When you damage one or both nipples to the point that it will completely scab over. Then carefully peel the scab, making sure not to break it, if it does happen to fall apart you will have to restart the whole process. Now you have a chip in the shape of your nipple that you an now enjoy as a snack.
"Bro, what did you do all summer?"
"Just sat in my room playing video games and eating nipple chips"
Dicky: Why Do You Simp For MeganPlays?
Joe: Because I'm a Nipple Nap
When a male is rubbing the clitoris of a female and she is moaning, when they are caught, the female pretends to be asleep.
My friend Landon was using the NIPPLE TICKLE on Marley.
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What a girl has when her shirt is stretched so tight across her chest that it causes horizontal ripples in the shirt from boob to boob. More often seen on girls with big boobs.
Dude, check out the girl with that tight shirt and nipple ripple!
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