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The belief that wherever you go, earthquakes flee from your presence.
I moved to California a year ago, and there haven't been any earthquakes at all. It must be me.
That's really Egocentric thinking.
No, that's Egoseismic thinking.
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The practice of thinking one's self is responsible for the frequency and location of seismic activity i.e and earthquake.
Link: "When I moved to California, there haven't been any earthquakes. I think they stopped because of me."
Rhett: "That's some egoseismic thinking, Link."
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The egocentric belief that earthquake patterns shift away from you depending on where you are in the world.
"Hey Rhett, I think when we moved to California the earthquakes shifted back to North Carolina where we were!" "No Link, thats just egoseismic thinking."
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An ironic agreement when someone has stated something obvious. Invariably said with a rising inflection on the second word.
"So it works better if you follow the assembly directions and then plug it in."
"'Ja think?"
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Think typing is what happens when your primary mode of communication goes from your mouth to your hands. You start to type words and not saying them.
Maria: *sigh*
Rex: What are you 'sighing' about?
Maria: What? I don't even remember typing that
Rex: Musta think typed it
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The best way to live your life that prevents anxiety and depression
*example of free thinking*
Why the fuck would I listen to a man who believes that raping children is morally okay, but masturbating isn't?
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What you text instead "thank you" when you want to make it clear that you're saying it in the high-pitched, nasally voice of a snobby white girl/queen bee who thrives off the pain of others and does NOT appreciate being told no.
Pronounced with the "th" sound of the word "the," often accompanied with a fake teethless smile and an eye roll.
"Yo beast u got that Spanish homework??!?"
"Not for you dude <3 <3 <4 <3"
"Thinks babe illllyyyysm"
"Katie, ummm, can you please like shut the eff up about Jared?! I'm so done with all ur drama. Mmmkay girl?"
"I mean he's been hitting me this is seriou-"
"K think you!!<3"
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