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The most retarded, gay-ass person to exist in the known multiverse. Acts like a dumbass and is a cross-breed of a Giraffe and a train. Lamarck's theory which was previously disproved has a special case for Thomas. After many years of stretching his neck it has become elongated and is now a subnormal phenomenon. If you happen to find a Thomas whos neck is small consider yourself luck because only every 1 in 1 million Thomas have this feature. A few common characteristics include twitchy left eye and a common catch-phrase: "Did I ask?" Usually is very attracted to Arathenan. They are known to be natural soul mates. Twice in every year, the breed producing about 200-300 retards. The Thomas is naturally fond of skinny-long asians. He is commonly found in the backyards of many people. His car is usually the shopping cart. Lastly, one of the main catch phrases of Thomas is "Quick, get in. We have momentum!!"
Last week I saw a herd of Thomas running through the garbage dumb for dinner.
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Thomas, I boy who has a tiny dick and gets no pussy
Yo you know that Thomas kid?
Yea he a pussy
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A short fat half Asian kid. Thomas normally has bologna nipples, a short dick, and fidget spinners in his ass hole. Thomas has constant shit stains in his drawers and doesn't know what toilet paper is.
Have you ever seen bologna nipples?
Ya Thomas never wears a shirt.
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Thomas = A person who is literary a pagan
Look at that Thomas over there, hes doing all sorts of pagan activities.
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A portmanteau of thicc and mommas. A quicker way of saying “thicc mommas” for those who are in a hurry, and need to communicate in fewer syllables to save time.
We could be calling thicc mommas thomas but y’all ain’t ready.
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When givin the name “thomas” when born, automatically means your a savage. People with the name thomas, usually have a 7.5-8 inch cock that devours poon.
“I cant walk”
“Why?”
“I was with thomas and he parked his train in my garage”
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