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The act of Fucking a girl in henderson doggy style with her planted on a tree, and mid-sex knocking her hands away causing her face to repeatedly hit the tree.
Dude I gave my girl the old hendertucky stump thumper last night
A winged angelic female beast, known to cause all sorts of wild and dangerous experiences. Natural habitat is in the kitchen, but when lured onto soft surfaces such as, beds, couches, or even the floor, she'll be ready to pounce on her prey and beat it till it explodes a horribly beautiful death.
Urban Explorer: crikey! We found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let's bait her into the bedroom!
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
When a man's penis is so large that the act of pulling it out on a table makes 2 thumps
All the boys in the Frat got double thumpers
a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.
your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!
A nick name for a man with a small penis and fast in the bedroom
:hey where were you last night
:I was out sleeping with little thumper last night
A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy
Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
I awoke in the morning and the blue veined thumper was knockin'