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The act of Fucking a girl in henderson doggy style with her planted on a tree, and mid-sex knocking her hands away causing her face to repeatedly hit the tree.
Dude I gave my girl the old hendertucky stump thumper last night
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A winged angelic female beast, known to cause all sorts of wild and dangerous experiences. Natural habitat is in the kitchen, but when lured onto soft surfaces such as, beds, couches, or even the floor, she'll be ready to pounce on her prey and beat it till it explodes a horribly beautiful death.
Urban Explorer: crikey! We found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let's bait her into the bedroom!
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
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Strangely obsessed with horses.
"Jenny is such a horse thumper, she attempts to know more than others"
I awoke in the morning and the blue veined thumper was knockin'
Vegans that go around pushing their opinions and beliefs on everybody when in reality no one gives a fuck.
I am not going out with her, she’s a fuckin’ vegan thumper
It’s not the biggest but it’s a good length but the real strength in this specimen is the speed and time it’s used, that’s why it’s called the thumper
Veronica: I had sex with Willem last night, he was huge
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done
A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy
Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!