tie Guy

The legend. He wears a tie to mask his identity, only his true friends know him... Some fear him, but all respect him. He is the man with the power, the man who must wear his tie at all times to persuade and father a following. He is the shit.

Person 1: hey, who's that doode with the tie?

Person 2: oh.. That's tie Guy, watch out for him..

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Tie Striper

A dick with strain marks on it

damn i got a tie striper from sex last night

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Cutting the tie

The act of coming out of the closet

I'm really proud of Jim. He is finally cutting the tie today.

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red tie

The mark that is left between a girl's tits after titfucking her.

I gave her a redtie when she said she in the mood for something kinky.

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tie-break

your lover played you so rough last night you can barely stand let alone keep your eyes open for a minute. it makes you miss him before you have parted.

"how you feeling babe?"
"Sean, that was one hell of a close fought tie-break last night. are you sure i can keep up with your energy level?"

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Tie game

It is when a game comes to an end where both teams finish on equal terms and no team can be considered a winner.

It is also one of the most infuriating and pointless things in existence.

1: Ah mate, I just played an awesome match just now.
2: Really? Who won?
1: Ah nobody, it was a tie game
2: Wow, that's awesome!
1: Not really, I just spent 90 minutes playing one of the toughest games of my life and nobody won. A complete waste of time.

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wayne tie

a characteristic of LBJ cafeteria lunches; something with a definitive vomitacious taste

dood those cardboard chicken nuggets are completely wayne tie

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